Way back in March of 2012, the Crow Brewing Company (CBC) was formed. Some of you may have read about it. Today, CBC introduced its first product:
Thirsty Crow Beer.
Amidst much Hoopla, the first bottle was cracked open earlier today by the Senior Brewmaster.
After checking for proper color and clarity ...
the lucky Hoopla attendees were treated to the first pleasurable sips of Thirsty Crow Beer.
Compliments immediately flowed throughout the festive atmosphere. Laudatory comments included ... "Hey, it's not as bad as I thought it would be!" and "Holy Moly, it doesn't totally suck." The Brewmasters gloated.
For now, the surviving bottles of the prized first batch are safely stored incognito.
No doubt, Thirsty Crow Beer dwarfs the competition.